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nj89:民主党,共和党。。。(幽默一则)

2013-12-15 07:26 AM| 发布者: 星光| 查看: 899| 评论: 11|原作者: nj89

摘要: A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an ...
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? 
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
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引用 2013-12-17 07:12 PM
哈哈,好,幽默得好!
引用 2013-12-17 10:17 AM
哈哈哈,这个不错,油墨.     
引用 2013-12-16 11:21 AM
红豆: 里面把共和党和民主党掉个包试试吧~
好主意。换成文科MM和理科GG也合适。。。
引用 2013-12-16 09:28 AM
一个数学家和一个卖保险的对话 :)
引用 2013-12-16 09:08 AM
“The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. ”

The author must not know GPS or math too well.
引用 2013-12-15 11:28 PM
里面把共和党和民主党掉个包试试吧~
引用 2013-12-15 10:40 PM
No fun at all...
引用 2013-12-15 10:33 PM
It must be a republican who wrote the  joke.
引用 2013-12-15 08:04 PM
very good one.
引用 2013-12-15 07:46 PM
good one。
引用 2013-12-15 07:21 PM
you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep

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