野野蜂：女儿和警察

夏天，每个星期三的傍晚带着孩子们去镇上的大草坪听音乐会。每次散场后，有个警察站路口看着人们离开。

第一个星期，女儿跑去跟警察打招呼：
“Hi, Sir, May I have a question?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
"Why are you here? There is no Bad guy." 女儿满脸不解，小肩一耸，双手一摊。

第二个星期，女儿又跑去问警察：
“Hi, Sir, May I have a question?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
“Do you  really put bad guys in jail? "
"Yes,I do."
"Could you tell me their names?"

第三个星期，警察不在了。
“Mommy, where is that policeman?"
"You've scared him off."