[size=13.8889px]Three elderly gentlemen in their 70's sitting at a country club bar, noticed two younger women at the end of the bar.
First old man bragged he could still pick them up.
"I'll lie about my age, tell them I'm 60."
And he struck out.
Second old man said, "I'll tell them I'm only 50."
And he struck out.
Third old man went up to the women, and walked out of the bar with one on each arm.
The next day his companions wanted to know what his secret was.
The old man replied with a wink in his eye, "I told them I was 90."
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