上班日記（打油詩）bilingual

海外逸士

上班日記（打油詩）
Diary at Work (a humorous poem)

晚上不肯睡﹐早上起不來。鬧鐘鈴一響﹐好夢難再續。匆匆吞早餐﹐胃病逐漸來。
開車上班去﹐一路闖燈關。黃燈從容過﹐紅燈加速度。定是運氣背﹐警車隨後來。
一單到手後﹐總算上了班。先泡一杯茶﹐桌前坐一下。打開電腦機﹐再查股市價。
身後無BOSS﹐上網聊閒話。一時午餐罷﹐哈欠連連打。頻頻把錶看﹐何時可回家﹖
指針太慢啦﹐真想撥撥快。長長一下午﹐只得慢慢捱。“黑夜”總有盡﹐到時下班啦。
路上快快開﹐匆匆又回家。晚飯剛吃罷﹐又把電鍵敲。太太抱怨說﹐又去網戀了。
網上無戀人﹐只是戀網也。

Stay late every night
Can’t get up early
When the alarm sounds
A happy dream discontinues
Swallow breakfast in a hurry
Which causes stomachache
I drive to work
Through traffic lights after lights
At yellow lights I drive at easy pace
At red lights, I accelerate to cross
I’m so unfortunate on a day
As a police car follows me up
After getting the ticket
Soon arriving at work
I get a glass of tea
Before sitting at the desk
Turning on the computer
I check on the stock prices
Since no boss behind me
I chat on the internet
After lunch is over
I keep yawning and yawning
I look at my watch from time to time
To check on the time to go home
The hand goes too slow
Wish I could put it faster
The afternoon is so long
I have to pass it patiently
“Night” will be duly over
The time off duty comes
I drive fast on the way
To get home in haste
Just finishing supper
I begin to hit the keyboard
My wife complains that
I will make website love
But I have no lover on internet
Only I love the internet

星光

哈哈哈，这个写得有趣。

fancao

哈，你这工作真轻松，羡慕。
既然一半中，一半英，前边的BOSS就最好用中文。

海外逸士

中文先寫成。有個BOSS有趣。既然後來翻譯了﹐前面不需改。