The Birds and the Bees and the Cows

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A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the wholeevent. The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to startexplaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun -- I'll just lethim ask and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said: "Well, son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad: "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

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A 6-year-old goes to the hospital with her Grandma to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room.

"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly: "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" asked her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog -- because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland!”

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A passenger piled his cases on the scale at an airline counter in New York and said to the clerk:

"I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the square case to go to Denver and the two round ones to go to Seattle."

"I'm sorry, sir," the clerk replied: "but we can't do that."

"Why not?" the man asked: "You did it last time!"

panda

btw, can you tell the The Birds and the Bees story again? don't remember I was told that before